"I just stared really freaking out and he asked me if I was on mushrooms and I was like ‘no. I am like dead sober."
John be like “oh my god it’s that mushroom girl. run.”
(because Jen’s fucking fabulous and can get you pregnant if she feels like it)
I hope the inside of my bag doesn’t reflect my personality because it’s very boring. It’s just a wallet, and a phone, and ChapStick and candy normally.