i wish people followed me for my blog not my massive dick
TUMBLR
HA HA GET IT
come on guys i worked somewhat hard on this i had to google how to blur a goddam picture

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
Were you guys surprised when she arrived with that dress, did you know she was gonna wear such a beautiful dress? (x)
odgw:
in an unfortunate coincidence, mitt romney failed to create a job for himself